IMDb Rating: 5.4/10
Director: Ralph Thomas
Release Date: 16 June 1970
Star Cast: Leslie Phillips, Harry Secombe, James Robertson Justice
Movie Story: Dr. Tony Burke is in love with Ophelia O’Brien but doesn’t have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also, on-board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke’s who plays “Dr. Dare” on a very popular television series, and to whom women flock. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the Captain’s steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on-board, such as a pools winner, and a very stubborn Captain.